I apologize for the extreme randomness, but I can't complain about this on fb for various reasons (mostly being that the mother of the recipient is one of my friends--well, actually my cousin, but still) so ( Read more... )

[content note: sex, orgasms, physiology, and quoted use of 'cum' as a verb *shudder*]

There's another one of those "men don't work like that" posts going around Tumblr--find it here--and I just have this urge to make a comment on one of the items, specifically #6:

( it gets explicit in here )

I just found about 1500 words I wrote to the purported sequel to For You I Came This Far, aka Epic Pike/Winona, and I have basically no memory of writing it at all ( Read more... )

circ_bamboo: ALSO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqVrxGFNww0
The Muppet Show: Joel Grey - "Razzle Dazzle"
speaking of CG.
adorb_eggplant: !!!!!!!!!!1
omg.
yep, that's the cellist's father in my headcanon now and there is nothing you can do about it.
circ_bamboo: :-D ( Read more... )

adorb_eggplant: <3 [If you don't store your science underground, I just really don't even know why you bother.] (quoted from Movies in 15 Minutes: The Avengers, which you probs should have read anyway.)
circ_bamboo: [i store my science underground ( Read more... )

Title: No Such Thing (or on AO3)
Fandom: NCIS
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble + Dr. Samantha Ryan
Length: 5000 words
Rating: R for non-explicit gore/violence
Spoilers: Non-specific spoilers for s9 and canon het relationship--although I have ignored the last episode.
Warnings: Some gore/violence and significant discussion of emesis
Prompt: 24. Any ( Read more... )

Title: Sassing by Inanimate Objects: a five-and-one (on AO3)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic (Avengers) Universe
Summary: Five times inanimate objects at Stark Tower--well, really Tony and JARVIS--sassed Clint, and one time he got Tony back.
Characters: Clint, Tony, JARVIS; Steve, Bruce, and Natasha show up briefly.
Rating: PG for language and references ( Read more... )

So, Waverly, IA (hometown, apparently, of Hawkeye) is about 2 hours from Riverside, IA, and since Shatner is into archery, that means that Kirk is, too, right?

AU Crossover? Someone? Bueller?

It would take about 10,000 words to explain the whole backstory but I got this text from adorb_eggplant (the dashes are to indicate strikethrough, like in gchat):

-dang mark ruffalo didn't zebra up my tomatoes-

And that is why we are friends.

(I cannot look at those eight words without dying of lol, for the record.)

SERIOUSLY. There is no excuse for this one.

Title: Happy and They're Safe
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic (Avengers) Universe
Summary: It's really not fair that only the people without super powers or suits get to learn how to dive.
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Steve Rogers, and a paper shredder
Rating: PG
Content Advisory: References to PTSD
Word Count: ( Read more... )